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The story of a misunderstood girl..

Someone get her out of this strange reality. </3

Created on 2007-02-18 11:25:56 (#12312409), last updated 2007-02-18

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Name:	Hyper-chondriac
Birthdate:	1986-06-25
Location:	United Kingdom
Website:	It's your place or Myspace.

Bio

First things first:

A. I am ugly.

B. I already know this.

C. I hate being complimented.

My name is Keren, but seeing as though I hate being called that, you may call me Kezz. I'm twenty years young and I'm from the Isle of Wight. I'm originally from Norwich, but moved here when I was sixteen. Although at first I hated it here, fondness of the place has slowly creeped up on me and made me realise that it's an alright place. Although it's quiet and there's not really alot to do, you get used to it. I have three brothers, Daniel (25), Nathan (23) and Ben (15). Although they're complete spastics at time, I love them to bits. They're my flesh and blood and I'll love them until the day I die. <3. My mum and dad also. Although me and my mum fight like cat and dog, she's my mummy. And my daddy gives me great hugs when he upsets me. <3.

[[I got into the Placement. Therefore, I own all. <3]]

I'm not going to pretend to be something I'm not. If you want to judge me, look down on me, slate me, bitch about me and laugh behind your hands, feel free. To be quite honest, I don't care. As the great Kurt Cobain once said:

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not"

But anyway, here's a bit about me for you to go on:

I'm really short, and I'm not hard. I can't beat people up and I can't shout people down, so I try to stay out of people's way and not cause trouble for myself. It's the best way. If I've just met you, chances are, I won't say very much to you. I'm not being rude, or shy, I just like to get to know people before I start feeling comfortable looking like an idiot infront of them, but once you get to know me, you'll realise there's a lot more to me than you probably thought.

As you might have already gathered, I am actually twenty. And I like to act it. I don't like being treated like I'm twelve, and I don't like having to bear the responsibilities of anyone older. If you're going to accept me for me, then you have to accept that I can't be perfect all the time, and inevitably, I'll fuck up at one point or another. It happens to everyone. I'm not going to apologise.

I don't have time for shit-stirrers or bullshitters. These are people who don't have anything else better to do because they're bored with their own pathetic lives, simply looking for a response. I have bigger things to worry about, like getting qualifications, and don't really bother letting trivial things like these get to me. I'm never a bitch for no reason - I hate people like this as much as the next person, and I try not to be hypocritical. I keep to myself about people - it's easier that way. If I don't like you, you probably won't know about it unless I know that you can't/wouldn't do anything about it. However, if you hurt somebody I care about, you're not gonna get an easy ride. My friends are a seriously big aspect of my life, and without them, I don't know where I'd be, so I return the favour by helping them out whenever they need it, even if it is calling you up and calling you every name under the sun, regardless of who you are.

I'm not one of those people who publicises their problems all over myspace and "feeds off others sympathy" (as Mike rightly put it). I'm not going to pretend that I'm "fucked-up" - I got over attention-seeking a LONG time ago, and I don't have time for people who do haven't. You make my stomach churn. There are only a few people I can really trust and talk about my feelings with. It's nothing personal, I just don't think it's a great idea to spill your heart to someone you've known for a week

If you actually have taken the time to know me, rather than judge me by a page on the internet, then thank you.

"Whatever people say I am, that is what I'm not."

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	hypercondreeack@livejournal.com
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	...the slut.
	Is this a new language?
	I wish I had this, tbh.
	Gizmo is from Gremlins.